Ok I’ll admit it. Here at Porn Monkey Tube.com we are obsessed with the Reality Show Teen Mom. OBSESSED!! With the announcement that the original Teen Mom would be returning in 2015 (sans washed up Porn Star Farrah Abraham) along with the continuation of Teen Mom 2, we fell out of our seats in excitement and jubilation to see the return of these walking disasters. Although we aren’t very interested in the trials and tribulations of these trailer park princesses as we are in the idea that one day in the not so distant future we will in fact see several of these girls doing hardcore Porn when the Teen Mom schtick wears thin after they reach the ripe old age of 30 and are then branded as obsolete. After seeing the original Teen Mom Farrah Abraham finally getting into Porn back in 2013, (we knew it was inevitable during her first season train wreck of a performance!) we have for the last 2 years been desperately crossing our fingers to see which one of the infamous Teen Mom’s will jump ship and ride the backdoor train just like their colleague Farrah did.
Before we count down our list of Top 5 MTV’s Teen Mom’s we’d love to finaly see in Porn, watch the original Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in the shower leading up to her encounter with professional Mandingo James Deen.
5. Maci Bookout
4. Amber Portwood
The question of whether Amber Portwood will ever do Porn is not a matter of if, but WHEN! We have been waiting for this girl to show her ass since she got sent to the pen a few years back. I am sure her years behind bars have hardened her to the bone and she is ready to show the world what she is truly capable of.
3. Chelsea Houska
Chelsea Houska is actually a longshot to become a pornstar. We pretty much doubt she will ever star in a porn but that doesn’t stop us from day dreaming. She doesn’t display any of the typical symptoms related to girls that get into the porn biz. She actually has a very good relationship with her dad which pretty much negates her ever getting into porn. Although her on again off again relationship with her convicted douchebag felon baby daddy gives us a ray of hope. Maybe, just maybe one day she will have had enough of Adam’s tomfoolery and will decide that the best way to get back at him will be to show the world her sugar snatch. Here’s hoping!
2. Leah Messer
Leah Messer was BORN to do Porn. I mean c’mon lets look at the facts. West Virgina born and raised. Check. Three kids and twice divorced by 21 years old. Check. Lives in a Trailer. Check.
1. Jenelle Evans
Where do we begin with Jenelle Evans?! This girl was born and bred to become the next Jenna Jameson of porn and the sooner she realizes this, the happier we will all be. She’s been arrested multiple times, been fired from numerous menial jobs, has a serious drug problem and only dates convicted felons. Becoming a Porn star would be a smooth transition for her.
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